ppl trying to make some of these ships all cute n domestic dont seem to understand these characters are insane. they would have sex by standing on opposite sides of the room fully clothed playing mind games

Our grocery store has a Perishable Manager and a Non-Perishable Manager and I know it’s talking about the departments they oversee but really it seems like Seth may be mortal but David will never die

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amen

moral questions in the Silmarillion

  • is it wrong to murder people for shiny objects
  • what if you REALLY want the shiny objects
  • what if they were your dad's and a bad guy already murdered your granddad for them
  • like that's basically justified right?
  • what if you made a very serious promise that you were going to murder people for the shiny objects and you hadn't really thought through the implications at the time
  • admittedly you then started murdering people more or less immediately so the implications became obvious quite quickly
  • in fact you murdered some people and stole their stuff in literally exactly the same way that the bad guy murdered and stole from your family
  • but maybe you're just quite stupid and don't know about narrative parallels?
  • what if you felt genuinely bad about the murders
  • not bad enough to stop but you know, there was some emotional torment going on there
  • what if you were going to be condemned to eternal darkness for not doing the murders
  • ...because of that very serious promise, which you made on purpose, no one forced you, the promise was your own idea
  • what if you kidnapped some small children and were nice to them
  • not even kidnapped, you adopted them, they were orphans
  • admittedly they were orphans because you murdered their whole family
  • but being nice to children is a redeeming quality right?

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

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brother dubious

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"My liege, I'm afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course..."

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WANTED: Malcolm, 8 year old siamese tabby for assault and intent to harm hand

He looks like he’s going through a rough divorce wtf

the best story premise by far imo is just "wack ass roadtrip" it never gets old to me

Take a minute to watch some well-loved and cared for birds eat seeds/nuts and drink orange juice

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Anne Carson, Plainwater: Essays and Poetry

maunderfiend:
“Comm I did for Antdroids1 on twitter! Reject the flesh, become party skeleton man
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Comm I did for Antdroids1 on twitter! Reject the flesh, become party skeleton man

what she says: i'm fine

what she means: j.r.r. tolkien based luthien the fair, THE most beautiful, wonderful, brave, amazing, loved woman middle earth had supposedly ever seen and ever will see, on his wife, edith. dark-haired, gray-eyed edith, who just looked like a person. a regular person. she was a regular person, not a deathless elf maiden, but to tolkien, she was the most beautiful woman in the world. and she was, because he loved her. his love made her beautiful. he wrote to his son after she died "but the story has gone crooked, & I am left, and I cannot plead before the inexorable Mandos." grief is the price of love. anything that is loved is beautiful.

when u come up with a tiny change for your story that not only makes the writing flow better but also hammers in the character motivations and story theme

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my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

banning pornography will not stop people from horny posting on your website but instead all the horny posts will now be about how someone wants to be a 2008 Volvo and have a butch mechanic change their oil and stuff like that

Long lost original cover for Nirvana’s Nevermind

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